seashellronan:

when u write in rainbow it means straight people can’t read it

(via mens-rights-activia)

thymelord:

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

(via inkydinks)

mistressdratha:

as you can see men typically have no hips whatsoever while women have giant baby bearing baby birthing infant carrying pregnancy accomodating child holding wide thick round wide wide-set h

neopuff:

impulse-goblin:

neopuff:

neopuff:

now that ive had my identity stolen i feel like a Real Adult

did i forget to mention it was my boss from claires and sallys that did this. the police called her and she played dumb for a minute before confessing. so at least i dont have to fight it lol

“Got my identity stolen at Claire’s” is something you’d expect from a shitpost and yet

(via mens-rights-activia)

@kamelredstilimdead u aint artsier than me

nesija:

alpacabacon:

Me watching white drama unfold on tumblr dot com

is this a virgen de guadalupe snuggie

(via mixedbitchh-deactivated20181118)